Once upon a time, in the years of Bulimia, I was the infomercial addict. We’re talking the ab roller, ab slide, TaeBo series, diet pills, ephedrine, girdles, and the list continues! AppleTV keeps my shopping at bay, but now QVC advertises on Facebook. How did they know exactly what I wanted? How did they know I wanted Muppet Watches?

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on air. online. on QVC.

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Cute slogan.

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Ordered on Saturday, the watches arrived on Thursday.

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We were greeted by Animal! So cute!

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But Gwendolyn was mad. She doesn’t like new things in the apartment.

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The inspection.

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The rejection.

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And she looked directly to her cookie drawer. That little hoover! Gwendolyn wanted nothing to do with the watches. She wanted a cookie. :)

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Miss Piggy looks really fab in downward dog.

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But I’m not a watch girl.

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Even with Kermit. Watches and me don’t mix. They shorten my arm, creating a humungous hand effect. Not pretty! My wrist is waiting for the first pour of Rearden Metal. :)

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So they’re goin’ back!

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QVC offers a great return policy.

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I really hope these watches find a good home!

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Goodbye!

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Off to QVC!

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What have you purchased from infomercials?